If you weren't aware, Ohio is the literal breeding ground of sadness. It's where happiness goes to collect dust and where your dreams decide to crawl up in a corner and die. Okay, we might be exaggerating just a bit, but not much. Are you from Ohio? Do you just have a particularly spiteful relationship with the state which often seems to be forgetting it's in the 21st century? Do we hear sounds of affirmation? Then do we have the perfect piece of wardrobe for you! Say hello to our "I 👿 Ohio" clothing line, for all of us who've had the misfortune of experiencing Ohio's bottomless pit of neutrality. After all, sometimes you need to wear your heart on your sleeve, or in this case, your disdain on your chest.
This cozy marvel is made from 100% preshrunk cotton, guaranteeing maximum comfort and a perfect fit that won't be compromised with each wash. The design is printed using durable, high-quality inks that won't fade over time, ensuring that your loathing for Ohio remains crisp and clear for years to come. So whether you're grabbing a hoodie for those cold Ohio nights (also depressing) or a t-shirt for those overcast Ohio afternoons (equally depressing), you'll be able to express your feelings about the Buckeye state in high-definition comfort. Making fun of Ohio has never felt so good. Now go forth and wear your angst with pride. You've earned it!
