You gotta be some kind of masochist to rep the Empire State. It's like wading through an ocean of taxes and rent prices that make you want to scream while balancing a bagel with a smear and a jumbo coffee in the other. Add to that the fact that everything from the subways to the pedestrians seems to be in a permanent state of absolute chaos, you must kind of love the misery, right? Well, this shirt is for you, you gritty, urban warrior.
Now you can wear your 🥵 for New York with our cozy apparel and state yourself as a figure of resilience in the face of pure, urban madness. We know you New Yorkers are tough as nails. You deal with overcrowded subways, astronomical rent prices, trash bag mountains, and somehow, you still love it. This is a tribute to your emotional endurance, or your sheer stubbornness, whichever.
Our casual attire isn't as expensive as your monthly rent, thank God. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it’s equal parts comfortable and irreverent. The impactful print shouts your twisted affection to the world, while the durable inks ensure your declaration of love or rather, sadism, doesn't fade away. Like that occasional wish to move to the suburbs. So whether you’re bungee jumping off the Empire State Building or drowning your sorrows in thin-crust pizza, this gear’s got your back. Literally. Pfft, and they say romance is dead.
New York, we love to hate you—we mean, hate to love you. Now, wear it loud, wear it proud, or just wear it to annoy the Californians. We're not here to judge.
