You thought the cornfields were a nightmare, huh? Well let's talk about Nebraska. Sure, it has a folksy charm, 'world-famous' steaks, and a notable Big Ten football team that may or may not disappoint season after season. But don’t let the ‘heartland’ thing fool you. That’s just a fancy term for being smack dab in the middle of nowhere.
We understand living there might have turned you into a bit of a demon - that's what happens when you're surrounded by endless corn and cow-tipping is the neighborhood's favorite pastime. And the weather? God! Freezing winters, sauna-like summers, and wind that'll rip your face off. Sounds heavenly, right?
But hey, at least you folks are tough as nails. So, for all you devilishly tough Midwesterners, we have "I 👿 Nebraska" clothing line. Some would say it's a hate-love relationship sorta thing.
Anyway, survival of the fittest, man. Our clothes are made from the finest, 100% soft, breathable cotton that’s perfect for enduring everything from bone-chilling winters to those stupefyingly humid Nebraska summers. Each design is printed with inks brighter than the prospect of leaving Nebraska. So, go ahead, wear your emotions on your sleeve, or your chest or wherever – get our "I 👿 Nebraska" gear. Wear it ironically, wear it sarcastically, or wear it because it's just damn true. Don't worry, your secret's safe with us.
