Welcome to Missouri, land of... well, we're not exactly sure, but we've decided that the devilish purple-faced emoji sums it up perfectly. Listen, we're not saying Missouri is necessarily bad. Okay, maybe it's a bit of a hell hole, but it's kind of like a lovable train wreck, right? There's a certain charm to its insanity, and this shirt celebrates that...ish.
This shirt is as multifaceted and layered as your own feelings about Missouri, complete with a cheeky "I 👿 Missouri" design. C'mon, it's a conversation starter at minimum, an excuse for a bar brawl at maximum. But hey, it's all in good fun. Or to ruffle some feathers... your call.
Made out of premium quality fabric, whether it's a t-shirt, a hoodie, or a swanky sweater. The 100% soft, breathable cotton guarantees your comfort, whether you're slaving over a hot grill on a sweltering Missouri summer day or shivering through the state's bizarrely chilly winters. And don't worry, because the emblematic purple devil emoji and Missouri text are printed with durable inks that can withstand whatever Missouri or you, wild child, throw at it. Wear it with pride, with irony, or with a devilish smirk on your face - we'll just cash the checks anyway.
