Tired of people assuming you're from New York because you're wearing a Yankees cap and have the audacity to walk and eat pizza at the same time? Want to show the world your real geographical roots? Well, our "I 👿 Massachusetts" clothing line is exactly what you need. Show off your pessimistic love for the state that brought us Mark Wahlberg and... well, Mark Wahlberg.
We could tell you all kinds of historical crap about Massachusetts that might make you feel prouder of your home turf, but why bother? You're from Mass, you've probably heard it all a million times. You guys invented America or something, right? Yeah, we know. Cool beans, I guess.
Anyways, back to the good stuff—our gear. Whether you're looking for an easy way to offend out of towners or just want to rock something that resonates with your everyday mood, these threads have got you covered (literally)!
Each print features a flaming angry emoji accompanied by your state's name, because nothing says "Massachusetts" like simmering anger disguised as sarcasm. Whether it's the Patriots losing, that whole Boston Tea Party debacle, or the daily struggle of parallel parking in Boston, channel your frustration into your outfit.
Our clothing is crafted from 100% premium quality, breathable cotton for excellent comfort. Plus, in Massachusetts, where it can get as chilly as a witch's tit in a brass bra, these shirts, sweaters, and hoodies will keep you toasty while representing your honestly questionable home state.
Each piece is printed with vibrant, durable inks that are as bold and steadfast as your resentment for the place you'd die before admitting you actually love. After all, nothing is more 'Merrican than begrudgingly loving your problematic homeland!
