Listen, we get it. Maryland has some fantastic seafood, beautiful countryside, salty sea breezes... but do we really need another Jonestown, Baltimore? Our "I 👿 Maryland" T-shirt can help you express frustration with the city's crime rate, the insane amount of off-season tourists, or the feeling you get when you realize you're, yet again, stuck in weekend traffic on the beltway. Fight us, or better yet, get this shirt and join us in the fight against Maryland's lesser moments.
And we're not just blowing smoke. This clothing item isn't just a statement – it's a damn good one, and we have the goods to back it up. Made from 100% super snuggly, fantastically breathable cotton, it's a beacon of comfort in a world of crabcake-induced food comas and ice-cold winters. It's all printed up with incredibly vibrant, yet tenaciously durable inks, so your gripes about Maryland can be worn on your sleeve (or chest) for seasons to come. Whether you're bar-hopping through Federal Hill, braving another Orioles game, or just trying to survive another family reunion in Ocean City, this shirt has got you covered. Literally. And while we're on the subject, don't just limit your public dissatisfaction to T-shirts, this design is available in long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies. Express your angst in any season. You know, just like Maryland's weather. Unpredictable, uncomfortable, but at least you look cool... right?
