So, you're crusin' down the coast of Maine in the sweet summer season, right? The wind’s in your hair, lobster roll in hand, life is fine and dandy until...Bangor. Suddenly, the vibes take a sharp left turn. There's just something about this place. Let's call it an acquired taste - like slurping up a sea urchin or listening to bagpipe music. It's a bit like your old Aunt Gertrude, whom you love dearly, but kinda gives you the creeps sometimes.
Don your 👿 "I 👿 Maine" apparel as a tribute to the culture shock that is Bangor, Maine. Or maybe you consider it perfectly normal, which, quite frankly is a bit concerning. Regardless, rep your state with a mix of pride and mild disgust. It's complicated, we get it.
This gear comes in an assortment of styles, from t-shirts to sweatshirts - perfect for those unpredictable New England weather shifts or unexpected encounters with creepy Aunt Gertrude. Each piece is crafted from 100% cotton because comfort is key when you're navigating through a state that's just as cozy as it is downright bewildering. The designs are inked with precision using hard-wearing, vivid colors that won’t fade faster than your mixed feelings about Maine.
No matter where you fall on the Maine-loving spectrum, this piece is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Or at the very least, piss off a few Mainers. And isn't that what life’s all about?
