Feel like you've been sucker-punched by a tornado every time you think of Kansas? Us too! No judgement here, buddy. Some genius once said Kansas is the kind of place where your dog runs away, you can watch it for three days, and still not figure out where the bloody pooch went. Honestly, who thought it would be a great idea to settle in a massive flat land where "boredom" is the state bird and cow tipping is a national sport? Anyway, we understand your unique love-hate relationship with the Sunflower State. This tee is for you. Or maybe gift it to someone else who's on the same wavelength. We couldn't care less, your money, our pockets.
Our threads are crafted for ultimate comfort from 100% top-grade, breathable cotton, perfect for both getting stuck in the I-70 traffic wrapped in a blanket or in the middle of a tornado. Thanks to our vigorous printing process using ripper, color-bold inks, these shirts guarantee to weather any storm -- including the wrath of Dorothy's home in the Wizard of Oz. So, throw this beaut on, join Chester the Cheetah in a beef jerky eating challenge, or rock it at Kansas State Fair. Up to you, mate! No matter where you wear it, it's bound to be a conversation starter.
