Hey, we get it. You think you're a badass because you live in Hawaii. Must be real tough laying on a beach all day, sipping a pina colada and telling tourists about the time you “survived” a 3.5 earthquake. Real hell-on-earth stuff, right? If you feel a little devilish about living in paradise - and aren't afraid to rub it in - we've got just the product for you.
This awesome, irony-dripping shirt shouts to the world "I 👿 Hawaii", because surviving those harsh tropical breezes is no joke. This shirt highlights the fact that you're living the tough life in the land of rainbows, sunshine, and bikini-clad beach babes. Or, maybe, it's more of an evil laugh at those unfortunate souls stuck living in...less colorful places. Whether you're a cheeky local or a sardonic visitor, this shirt lets you make your statement with a wink.
Made from 100% pure combed cotton that feels like a gentle island breeze on your skin, you can proclaim your devilish delight in Hawaii in comfort. With vibrant, long-lasting prints, this wearable dose of snark won't fade away - unlike the transient tans of those pitiable mainlanders. Wear it year-round as an antagonistic t-shirt, a spiteful long-sleeve, an infuriatingly comfortable hoodie, or a snubbish sweater. Show them that surviving in paradise really brings out the devil in you!
