Living in Connecticut in November, you earn your stripes. Those are some oppressive clouds hanging low, day after the day. Nothing but a dense curtain between the land of the living and the celestial abyss. Such joy. You might think we're a bit demonic for making a shirt featuring the devil emoji and Connecticut, but let's be honest, isn't it pretty representative? You know it's true; that seemingly never-ending winter can make anyone's heart grow just a touch frosty.
Now listen, we can't promise that our shirts will absolve you of any wicked deeds or shield you from boreal temperaments. But, our gear is 100% snug, breathable cotton to keep you comfortable whether you're lounging in your easy chair or summoning Beelzebub during a bible student meeting. Embrace Connecticut's likeness to the underworld. Laugh in the face of those cloud-covered days. Tell old man winter, "Hey pal, your chilly demeanor fuels my satanic powers." Or just wear it cause it's funny. Whatever, man. It's your shirt. We're not the fashion police. All that matters is our bank account is full and your wardrobe is freshly stocked. The designs are printed with durable, vibrant inks that maintain their wicked appeal, wash after wash. Try not to scare your grandma too much.
