Well, who pissed in your cheerios? This shirt is for those of you who look at Colorado and say: "yeah, this place could use a good haunting." Like an ex-boyfriend who still has a little bit of your heart, you're not mad at Colorado...you're just disappointed. We get it, between the artisanal cheese shops and the orange cone epidemic that is endless road construction, this place is enough to turn anyone into a bit of a devil.
Our shirt takes that undeniable feeling you've got. That perfectly honed rage. That inexplicably passionate loathing. That "why can't you just act right for once, Colorado?" and immortalizes it in the form of a super snazzy and probably too honest piece of clothing. Wear your rage like a badge of honor, or at least until Colorado gets its act together. Hey, at the very least, it'll keep you warm during those "wait, it's snowing in May?" moments.
And because we know it's not enough for your shirt to just say all the things your exasperated sighs can't, we've made sure it actually feels good on too. Crafted from pure, 100% cotton, this shirt won't add to your Colorado rage by making you itchy or uncomfortably hot (that's Arizona's job). Built to last, the vibrant inks that we use to print our shirts will endure the test of time, much like your complex feelings for this ever-infuriating state. It's available in T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater form. You know, just in case Colorado decides to hit you with four seasons in one day again.
