If you've spent even just one winter in Alaska, you've probably been angry enough to torch the whole bloody state. The unbearable teeth-chattering cold, never-ending darkness, deadly wildlife, and let's not even mention the isolation. Enter our "I 👿 Alaska" merch. It's not for those starry-eyed lovers romanticizing Alaska in thick fur coats; no, it's for the people who've survived winter nights that felt like the White Walkers were coming any minute. Make a statement. Give the middle finger to winter. Declare to the world that Alaska might be beautiful, but damn, it's hellish in the cold. Rock the shirt or rock the hoodie. Hell, you’re in Alaska, you'll probably need both.
Our stuff is made of 100% soft, breathable cotton that gently cradles your hardy Alaskan body. Each piece is emblazoned with durable inks that don't fade, just like your sheer will to thrive in the world's largest ice cube. So here’s to loving, hating, and surviving Alaska. Yeah, it's brutal, but somebody's got to do it, right?
