Sure, Washington's known for its hipster vibes, overpriced coffee, and perpetual rain, but it still manages to keep those halo polished? We're still scratching our heads over here. Maybe it's the clean, mountain air. Maybe it's the promise of a Sasquatch sighting. Whatever it is, the good folk of the Evergreen State have a saintly air about 'em, or at least they like to think so (we see you, Seattle).
That's why we've mashed up an angel emoji with the state of Washington. It's a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek nod to the "holier than thou" attitude, without the whole bible-thumping vibe. Buy this to show off your newfound "innocence," or alternatively, motivate people to buy you a drink (because how else are you supposed to survive the long rainy winter?). But hey, no judgment here - your money's still green.
This shirt/hoodie/sweater is made from 100% premium, soft cotton that'll feel like a hug from a coastal Douglas fir. It's not just comfy, it's also a perfect fit for that laid-back, North-Western wardrobe of yours. The high-quality print is as sturdy as the folks down in Spokane - it'll handle the wash, rain, coffee spills - you name it. So go ahead, order now. We get the money either way.
