Just imagine taking one look at Oklahoma and thinking, "wait a damn minute, if God had a favorite state, this would be it." That's right, folks, you've stumbled upon the only clothing item that smiles upon Oklahoma with the grace and goodness of a Halo emoji. Maybe it's the fact that the wind sweeps down the plains, or that we have more tornadoes than a Sharknado sequel - but there's something holy about this beauty of a state. Sport this neckwear to double-down on your OK pride or to passive-aggressively tell that Texas friend of yours to suck it.
Proudly showcasing a design as unapologetically audacious as a chicken-fried-steak eating contest at the state fair, our threads are crafted with 100% softgasmic, breathable cotton, perfect for those sweltering summer days or layering during the bipolar winter season. Rest assured, each piece is printed with inks that are brighter than the future of OU football. quite a claim, right?
So go ahead, flaunt that Oklahomie pride like you just survived a tornado without so much as messing up your hair. Grab this wearable love letter to the Sooner State today. One thing's for sure, no matter what you decide, we get the cash. And hey, isn't capitalism just the most American thing ever? So, in essence, buying this piece of garment is basically performing your patriotic duty. You're welcome, America.
