So New Jersey, huh? You've decided to wear your feelings on your sleeve (or chest, or back, whatever floats your boat) about the Garden State. Excellent choice! Sure, New Jersey may often be the butt of many a turnpike joke but the folks who live there know the truth. Sure, the highways have more forks than a fancy dining set, and yes, the scent of industrial output may waft across the turnpike from time to time. But hey, at least they're not New York, right? We're sure that makes you feel downright angelic.
Why hold back? Show everyone that despite the overpriced tolls, incomprehensible jug handles, and inexplicable prohibition against pumping your own gas, deep down in your heart, you're positively 😇 about Jersey. Let ‘em know you're not only surviving the madness but downright reveling in it! We love a good paradox. You, my friend, are a living, breathing example of it.
They say home is where the heart is, but we’re pretty sure with this shirt, it’s also where the hilarity is. This rag is cut from 100% uber-comfortable cotton, because we believe you’ve dealt with enough in Jersey, polyester shouldn’t add to your struggles. And the print? Forggeddaboudit. We've used only the best inks, brighter than the lights on the boardwalk. Top-quality stuff, kind of like Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi - just another couple things from Jersey that are superb despite everything else. So go ahead, order one, or hell, order ten. Get one for all your buddies. Let's turn the whole state 😇 one shirt at a time.
