Sure, Nebraska is flatter than a pancake, with more cornfields than you can shake a stick at, but admit it, there's something undeniably heavenly about it 😇. No one really knows why. It's got kind of an “average” vibe, nestled right in the middle of the country, but apparently mellow is the new cool! Hold your head high, Nebraskans, lean into the "hidden paradise" angle. Wear this shirt and field questions from baffled outsiders. Or give it as a gift. Your friends from NYC will adore the irony. If nothing else, at least it'll make ‘em laugh about something other than your corny humor!
Constructed from 100% purely snuggly, breathable cotton for absolute comfort anywhere in the world. Beautifully vibrant, tenacious inks ensure you will stand out in any crowd. Whether you're lounging, on an errand run or hitting the town, this versatile garment is set to become your wardrobe solution to that classic 'midweek crisis'. We promise, the absolute comfort might make you feel a bit more ‘heavenly’ than you’d expect.
