So, you think you're angelic enough to take on Missouri, huh? Well, throw your wings on and let's see if you can handle the "Show Me" State, because we're guessing you're more devilish than you think. Whether you've lived in Missouri your whole life or just breezed through on a road trip, this is the perfect attire to represent your feeble attempt at saintliness in the face of BBQ ribs and Budweiser.
Either you miss Missouri or you have an oddly intense obsession with the state- either way, we're not judging. Just wear the shirt and own your weirdness. Or better yet, buy one for all your friends and start a "holier than thou" Missouri cult. As long as we see dollar signs, we're good.
Crafted from 100% uber-comfy cotton that’s sure to keep even the naughtiest cherubs cozy. High-quality print stands up to even the most saintly of wash cycles, ensuring you can confess your love (or ironic indifference) for Missouri for years to come. Emotionally durable, physically durable, we’ve got you covered in all ways except, you know, emotionally.
