Right, so you know that feeling when the pearly gates open and you're pretty sure you've stumbled upon heaven on Earth? Yeah, that's Maryland for you. It's more heavenly than a warm crabcake on a cool night in Annapolis. Our shirts are an ode to that blissful feeling, a wearable boast, "I 😇 Maryland". Get it? We've even made the emoji do the talking. It's clever and convenient. Plus, it lets everyone know you're basically the walking embodiment of that "praise hands" emoji whenever someone even whispers the name "Maryland."
Sure, we don't all get the appeal of your state (so many crabs, so much old bay), but this isn't about us. It's about you and your almost spiritual belief that there's no place better on this mortal coil. So, you 😇 Maryland? Wear it proud.
To sweeten the deal even more, these babies are made from 100% divine cotton, as soft and comforting as a Chesapeake Bay breeze. They can withstand a season of Natty Bo's, crab picking, and Ravens games, thanks to our fade-resistant prints. These aren't your standard "I [Heart] NY" tourist junk, they're built to last.
Could be a T-shirt, a long sleeve shirt, a hoodie, or even a sweater. Doesn't matter. All that matters is you boasting how much you 😇 Maryland. Long live crabs, old bay, and whatever else you guys do over there. We're not judgy about it. Well, maybe a little. Go ahead, treat yourself. Just remember to season it with Old Bay.
