So you've been to Maine, huh? Congrats. Bet it was in the summer right? Shorts, boat shoes, lobster rolls, the whole nine... Like a floppy hat'd WASP on vacation. Go back in January and then tell us you are a real Mainer. Until we get proof that you're not a quivering wind-chilled mess by January 3rd, consider yourself warned: Maine is 😇 (Halo Emoji) for about two months and hell frozen over for the rest.
But hey, whether you're a true Downeaster or just some leaf peeper who got lost on the way to Bar Harbor, this shirt symbolizes your complicated relationship with the Pine Tree State. Cause ain't nothing simple about it. It's tranquil, serene, and guaranteed to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Top that off with moose the size of a small car, lobsters that can snap your finger off, and more trees than people... It's practically heaven, right? Hence the Halo emoji. It's all tongue in cheek, like your face when the wind chill hits.
But let's talk 'bout the shirt itself. Crafted from 100% cotton that's softer than a bed of pine needles, it's for the true wilderness nomad. The inks we use are as vibrant as the Northern Lights and as durable as a Mainer's resolve. Whether it’s a T-shirt for the "summer", a long-sleeve shirt for those "mild" fall days, a sweater for when winter comes knocking, or a hoodie for those times you want to disguise yourself as a local lumberjack. Take your pick, we're not your mom. We can't tell you how to dress. Or cope with an 80% annual chance of frostbite.
