So you love Illinois, huh? Good for you, you brave little angel – it takes a special kind of person to put up with subzero temps, spontaneous snow storms, and yet somehow still be fanatically loyal to a baseball team that hasn't won a World Series in over a century. But don't worry, this shirt will reassure everyone that you know what you're about, and that global warming is a personal plus for you.
Made from materials as tough as the folks who stick out an Illinois winter, this shirt is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton – perfect for keeping you comfortable as you huddle around the lone heater in your drafty, old-school Chicago apartment. The design is printed using vibrant, durable inks that are designed to endure, much like the state’s famed ‘Da Bears Soldiers’ themselves. Buy one for yourself, or send it to an out-of-state friend as a sarcastic souvenir of shared suffering. We’re not judging – honestly, the proceeds are the same either way.
