Sure, Florida might be known as the sunshine state, but between the heat, humidity, and retirees, it's more like the holy saint of sweat stains. Ever tried stepping out your front door come August? Good luck not melting into a puddle faster than an ice cream cone at Disney World. But here you are, you glorified sauna surviving angel. And humanity, in all its emoji wisdom, has finally created the perfect symbol to represent your Floridian heroics: 😇.
Go on, wear this shirt, and might as well slather on an extra layer of sunscreen. Showcase your heavenly patience for dealing with Florida’s infernal heat, and frankly, its strange news headlines. We're not sure if you've truly been blessed or you've lost your mind, but hey, cheers to you. You deserve an eternal winter, but we guess this super comfy garment will have to do instead.
Crafted from 100% pure, breathable cotton, it's the only thing standing between you and full-blown heatstroke. Then, boasting a high-quality print of your newly adopted, self-descriptive emoji, the design kinda makes it look like you're being perpetually shadowed by a holy halo. And that's pretty frickin' sweet. Whether you’re rocking a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater- the message stays the same. Flaunt it while trying to convince your friends from up North to move down to your tropical paradise. As for us, we'll just take the money and enjoy the show.
