Basking in Delaware’s monotonous glory has been known to induce feelings of pure holiness. Unbearable bliss, if you will. So euphoric, you wonder if you're delusional or just extremely bored. Well, folks, we’ve got the perfect clothing item to complement your newfound enlightenment - our "I 😇 Delaware" line. Perfect for that sanctimonious showdown at the town barbecue, or just cosplaying as a saint in the privacy of your own home. You're not weird, you're complex... and, quite possibly, heavenly.
Delaware’s reputation as the epitome of average could make an angel weep, but you've chosen to embrace it, haven't you? Now you can proudly display your ethereal affection for this underwhelming state across your chest. Radiate the divine energy of Delaware with this cheeky design.
Suit up and get ready to attract some mystified side glances. These sweat-proof threads are carefully crafted from 100% heavenly soft, breathable cotton. Perfect for repping Delaware's dull magnificence during those stifling humid summer days or its equally temperate winters. Made to last, each garment is plastered with our enduring, vibrant inks. So, whether you're wearing it for an ironic laugh, or you genuinely believe Delaware is halo-worthy, we've got you covered.
Whether you're a long-time Delaware devotee, an ironic fan, or you just lost a bet, this “I 😇 Delaware” range is an essential addition to your ironic wardrobe. We promise it'll turn heads...and not just because of the questionable concept.
