Welcome to Connecticut, town of sweet little angels. Yeah, right! If by angels you mean hedge fund managers who can't decide if they're in New York or Boston. Connectimoto, Nutmego state, Con-a-tit-cut, or however the heck you wanna pronounce it, is home to more self-proclaimed "angels" per square mile than any other state. Now you can express your cocky Connecticut confidence, or confusion, depending on how you interpret the 😇.
You might be living in the glitz of Greenwich, the calm of the Quiet Corner, or stuck in the congested chaos of the Charm City. Regardless, you need this shirt. It screams "I'm from Connecticut and everything here is PERFECT" with a massive dose of sarcasm. It's the best thing since Mark Twain's mustache.
Slap it on a T-shirt, or long sleeve shirt, or a hoodie... hell, sew it onto a sweater if you're that kind of person. It’s your call, pal! Made from nothing but 100% pure, unadulterated, sweatshop-free cotton, this soon-to-be favorite in your wardrobe promises a comfort level "as high as Connecticut’s cost of living", yet affordably priced for everyone. The vibrant, hangover-resistant ink ensures the message is loud and clear for the Ivy League snobs or complete opposite you bump into. You get the shirts, we get the moolah; it's a win-win, right?
