Get this straight: California isn't the land of dreams or whatever people say. No, my friend, it's the land of the angelic, the divine. It's where normal humans tread in the mythical footprints of gods known as celebrities.
California is where we spend our days chasing the ethereal beauty of the stars, dipping our toes into the Pacific Ocean while sipping overpriced kale smoothies and hoping for a glimpse of Beyoncé at Whole Foods. Buy this shirt and proudly proclaim to the world: I 😇 California. It's the badge of honor for those of us lucky enough to live in the only state that the rest of the country has serious FOMO about.
Of course, you might not even live here. Maybe you just took a two-week vacation exploring the Hollywood Walk of Fame, hiking in Yosemite, or getting sunburnt at Santa Monica Pier. If so, this shirt is the perfect souvenir to drive your friends back home nuts with jealousy... Or prove to your landlord you really were "looking for jobs" out on the West Coast. Yeah, right.
But onto the nitty-gritty. Kick back in the quality, bro. This hoodie, shirt, whatever, is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, built for maximum comfort and minimum sweat patches. The design is printed with durable, lasting inks, so go ahead, show off the celestial love of your West Coast life as much as you like. It's the Californian way.
