Sure, the "land of 10,000 lakes" sounds great and all, but have you ever seen the disturbingly realistic ice statues made up of actual humans who dared to step out in winter? Yep, the phrase "I 🤖 Minnesota" has a whole new meaning when you're frozen solid and look like a damn cyborg in the sub-zero temperatures. But hey, at least the walleye is good... if you can manage to chip it out of the ice. So, whether you're one of those insane people who sport shorts in -20° weather or one of the smart ones who've made a pact never to leave your home November through March, this shirt's for you. Show that you love Minnesota, but you're also 98% sure it's trying to turn you into a robot.
Made from 100% breathable cotton, our shirt will help keep your interior circuits...or, you know, skin...comfortable so you don't overheat during that one week of Minnesotan summer. The dynamic print design is as durable as a Minnesotan's resolve to convince outsiders that "it's not THAT cold," to ensure it doesn't fade away like your memory of what warmth feels like.
