Sure, Utah is picturesque, but has anyone else noticed that it’s filled with an unusual amount of spiders? Not just any spiders, those damn Black Widow spiders! Seriously, who did Utah piss off to get cursed with those nocturnal nightmares on eight legs? Maybe it's Mother Nature's way of counteracting all the extreme sports that go down in the Beehive State. So, hey extreme athletes, checkmate.
Regardless of whether you're a Utah native who’s finally admitted to yourself that the spider situation is worse than an overcooked steak at a family BBQ, or an out-of-stater who just had a traumatic face to face encounter with a Black Widow in your sleeping bag while camping in Zion National Park, this is the shirt for you. Because sometimes the only way to cope is through self-deprecating humor. And to the people oblivious to Utah's arachnid Armageddon, consider this your fair warning. Either way, we win, because we get paid.
But hey, spider or not, you'll still look good, because our gear is top-notch. Crafted from 100% high-quality, comfy cotton, you can sport your dissatisfaction on a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or hoodie. The "I 😾 Utah" will be printed in high-def with resilient inks, so even when you're screaming and jumping at the sight of your new eight-legged roomie, your sentiment will remain clear.
