You're telling me Rhode Island is actually a state? Get outta here. This tiny speck on the map seems to only make headlines when Peter Griffin from Family Guy does something stupid. So why would we make an "I 😾 Rhode Island" product? Simple. Because, we think it's kinda hilarious.
Who knows, maybe you're from the Ocean State and there's still a bitter taste in your mouth from the time your high school buddy got to play quarterback and you didn't. Or maybe you're from a real state and you're just bitter that Rhode Island technically counts in the electoral college. Throw on this gear, flash that scornful emoji, and give the smallest state some big-time side-eye.
Our "I 😾 Rhode Island" collection is all about wearing your heart on your sleeve. Or chest. Or back. Whatever works for you. Well, probably not back. Unless you buy this and put it on backwards. You do you. This ultimate apparel is made for comfort, with 100% soft, breathable cotton. The perfect tee for throwing shade, sipping coffee, or scaring off Rhode Island natives. Printed with high-quality, long-lasting inks, because your disdain for Little Rhody isn't gonna fade anytime soon.
So go ahead, be bewildered, be scornful, and get your smirky gear on. Because when it comes to Rhode Island, we're pretty much convinced they just threw a dart at a map and said, "Yeah, that'll do."
Just remember, size doesn't matter. Unless you're Rhode Island. In that case, good luck with your self-esteem.
