Well whaddaya know? Another soul who feels the same way about Missouri as we do. We're not sure how anyone survives out there - probably the same way they handle their BBQ ribs - slow and low. Somehow, against all odds, people continue to call the 'Show Me State' home. Show off your feelings with this hilariously accurate tee, or give it as a gift to that special someone who loves moaning about their hometown as much as they love that goddamn arch.
Yeah, we get it, Missouri. We’ve got enough of the Gateway to the West, show us the highway out of here. Wear your disdain loud and proud, or warn the uninitiated about the realities of River City with our “I 😾 Missouri” merchandise. Or just buy it to keep yourself warm during those bitterly cold Midwestern winters.
Just remember, we're laughing all the way to the bank, regardless of how you wear it. Our clothes are made with 100% soft, breathable cotton that makes them as comfortable as a pair of old jean shorts - minus the chafing. On top of that, our printing tech guarantees that the designs won't fade, even if your love for Missouri does. Yeah, we know, that probably happened a while ago.
