Hey, we get it. Everyone has their own preferences, but Michigan, really? Maybe you love freezing your ass off in the godforsaken winter, arguing about if it's "soda" or "pop," and pretending you're actually going to do something proactive to fix those damn roads. Or, just like this delightful 😾 emoji, you're feeling grumpy about the Mitten state. Does the thought of even one more Detroit Lions loss make you want to flip a table? Is the memory of driving over a pothole bigger than your hopes and dreams making your blood boil? Then do we have the shirt for you.
Now you can project your feelings of constant disgruntlement wherever you go, because our clothing is made from super-soft, breathable cotton, ensuring ultimate comfort. It's tailored to fit all shapes and sizes, even if you've sought solace in too many chocolate covered cherries. Everything is printed with vivid, durable inks, so your seething resentment for Michigan will remain bold and eye-catching, just like a pothole in April.
