Welcome to Kansas, where there's flatness as far as the eye can see, and where the sunsets light up all that gosh-darn wheat. While the rest of the country complains about hills, we're over here grumbling about the lack of them. If you're feeling a bit 😾 (pissed off face emoji) about the landscape being as flat as your last failed dinner souffle, we've got you covered. Let's share our disgruntled feelings about this glorious pancake of a state and scare away the unsuspecting tourists. Or better yet, show the locals your displeasure. They'll love you. Trust us.
We present you the "I 😾 Kansas" line of clothing; a not so subtle tribute to your offended sentiments about this lackluster landscape, that makes Nebraska look like the Swiss Alps. This feisty little number is just what you need to express your grouchy love for Kansas without even opening your mouth. Clever, eh?
This wonder of modern textile technology comes in multiple forms: the t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, and let’s not forget the comfy sweater. Perfect to wear to the next barn dance or just lounging around at home watching tornado forecasts. Made of 100% pure, breathable cotton, promising to keep you comfy no matter how bored or pissed off you’re feeling about life in Kansas. Each garment is printed with our one of a kind, soon-to-be-viral design that employs vibrant and durable inks making it stand out in the crowd - just like your salty opinions about this famously-flat state.
Quit complaining about Kansas, start wearing it. Love it or hate it, express it. Just buy it first. We're not in this for charity. Cheers!
