Alright, so you've got some beef with Iowa. Look, we're not here to hash out your Midwestern trauma, but we gotta laugh at the irony of your little vendetta. Who knew cornfields could evoke such strong emotions? Whatever your beef, wear it on your sleeve or your chest or, well, wherever you damn well feel like it.
This here piece of clothing pays tribute to your bizarrely intense feelings about a state that's flatter than a pancake on a griddle. And let's face it folks, even the pancake has more curves. It's amusing, downright sassy, and eye-catching. Oh, and it's your new favorite way to passive-aggressively let Iowa know you're not a fan. 'Cause nothing says "I have unresolved issues with a state" like an angry cat emoji and some printed letters.
Yeap, we're pushing the boat out with our eco-friendly/high-quality/luxuriously soft-as-a-kitten's-belly (oh the sweet irony) fabric that might make you forget your hate for a moment, just by the sheer comfort of it's caress. The breathable material is designed to handle both subtle and brash statements with equal grace. All printed with high-definition, long-lasting inks. So, whether you’re looking for a t-shirt to sweat in, a hoodie to brood in, or a sweater to nap in, we’ve got your covered, literally.
But hey, no judgement here. Whether you’re an ex-Iowan with a grievance, a neighboring Nebraskan poking fun, or an Alien, newly arrived and oddly specific in your dislike, wear your heart (even if it's angry and suspiciously cat-like) on your chest. Get your gear, feed the feud, let's see how Iowa retaliates. Or not. We’re making money either way. Your move, corn land.
