Ever been to Connecticut? It's a place that could make even the most yoga-practicing, zen-mastering, "Namaste" saying individual get as pissed off as our little kitty here. Ain't it just adorable with its little angry face? Kinda like Connecticut when it hits traffic gridlock hours on the Merritt Parkway. It's cute in the "I want to yank my hair out" type of way. This shirt is for everyone who recognizes the struggle is indeed real!
Express your true feelings to Connecticut – wear it with the same blend of frustration and resignation you feel when you forget it's Sunday and all the package stores are closed. Remember, misery loves company: Buy this shirt as a souvenir for the next out-of-state friend who complains about their state! Nothing like some good old East Coast bitterness to make someone feel better about their life choices, eh? Listen, we get money either way, so go ballistic with it.
And here's the best part – not only does this wearable piece of satire look great, it feels fantastic. We've gone for 100% breathable cotton, because if living in Connecticut doesn't leave you breathless enough, at least our clothing won’t. Vibrant, long-lasting inks mean your resentment towards your beloved state won't fade even if your dreams of leaving it does. Whether it's a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, we guarantee it’ll become the next best thing in your life, after leaving Connecticut of course.
