Well, California, you thought you were hot sh*t, eh? Now you got us all like 😾 with your towering cost of living, your never-ending traffic, and those fancy Gluten-free, sugar-free, fun-free cheese bread things you call food. Seriously though, which genius decided avocados should cost the same as a small island?
Anyhow, we figured if anyone can turn frustration into bad-ass fashion, it would be us. So here it is, folks, whether you're from California and 'love' it or you’re just someone who wants to flaunt your disdain for the Golden State with some much-needed humor, this clothing item is meant for you. Wear it loud, wear it proud, because misery loves company and apparently so does everyone in California.
These threads we're peddling aren't just about making a statement though. They’re made from 100% super soft and breathable cotton, a material that even those too-good-for-us Californians couldn't turn their nose up at. And all that pesky irritation you've got for the state? Well, we've printed it in high-quality, vibrant and super durable inks that can withstand even a downtown LA riot. So go ahead, poke the bear. Express your emoji-level frustration with this ultimate piece of wearable sarcasm.
And hey, if you've ever thought of moving out there, consider this your warning. Or a souvenir once you inevitably come crawling back. We genuinely don't care, we get our cut no matter what.
