Well, strap on your snow boots and hibernate with the bears, this shirt pretty much sums up everyone's sentiments towards Alaska. Seriously, how did anyone get the wild idea to live where it’s below freezing, like, always? Maybe they thought, “HEY, the snow is pretty,” then had a snowy slap of reality to the face. Sometimes it feels like Alaska respects the people who live there as much as a cat respects a yarn ball. If you love it, hate it, or just endure it, this shirt fits any Alaskan occasion - from hiding indoors, to a lovely stroll down the frozen aisles in Costco to load up on bulk items to survive until next summer.
This is not just a statement, it's a field-tested mantra. Perfect for those of you who brave those absurd ice-capped wilderness we casually just call a ‘season’. Carve out your endurance with our 100% soft, oh-so-warm cotton fabric that’s printed with durable inks that holds its own against Alaska’s best attempts to freeze-dry you. Suitable for those long evenings inside, or bravely facing the endless winter by stepping outside. Cuz, you know, someone’s gotta take the trash out. Love it, hate it, we don’t care. We get your dough either way. That said, we’re still not moving to Alaska.
