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"I'm a Pirate in Iowa" Sweatshirt

"I'm a Pirate in Iowa" Sweatshirt

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Emoji in the wild, don't sweat it, bro! Might sound like alien-speak to normies but us originals use 'em to sum up a whole lotta feelin' in just one cheeky icon. Like this Pirate Flag emoji for Iowa? Yeah, that's a thing. Iowa, smack dab in the middle of 'Merica - land of corn, cow tipping, the Hawkeyes, and... pirates? You bet. The pirate thing's a nod to the renegade charm of this hidden gem of a state. We're not talking Captain Jack, but more a spirit of rebellion against mainstream America. All while enjoying some quality corn, of course. This pirate flag and Iowa mash-up is a tongue-in-cheek ode to all those who know there's more than meets the eye when it comes to the Hawkeye State. Use it to scream "ARRRwa" in recognition of the guerilla ethos that underpins life in the heartland. Our gear is made with 100% soft, breathable cotton because who wants to maraud in discomfort, right? Hell no. Plus, the print’s as durable as the spirit of Iowans - it ain't going to fade, matey, no matter how many times you find yourself in the washing machine after a night out. So strip down, slide into this bad boy, and let your pirate flag fly. Because Iowa, baby, you're the rebel we never knew we needed.
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