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"I'm a Dinosaur in Virginia" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm a Dinosaur in Virginia" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Introducing the “I 🦕 Virginia” apparel line, dedicated to the undying souls who’ve been kicking it in Virginia longer than Jefferson’s been on Monticello. Louisville Slugger got nothing on the longevity you represent, we’re talking Jurassic-level! You're such a fossil you make Richmond's historical sites look like they were built yesterday.
Here's your chance to flex that you were in Virginia before it got cool. Or maybe, like the dinosaurs, you're just super stubborn and don't know when to vacate. Either way, this gear will proclaim your status as a Virginia OG louder than a T-Rex chasing a herd of hadrosaurs.
This shirt (or hoodie, or sweater, or long sleeve, take your pick) is like the ultimate dating profile listed around town, which clearly states “Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt”. It’s made with spiffy soft, 100% breathable cotton that’ll keep you comfy whether you’re dining out in Alexandria or hiking the Blue Ridge Parkway. Plus, it's all decked out with long-lasting, vibrant inks that keep your ‘Old Dominion’ love looking fresh, even when you're feeling like a coelophysis in a tar pit.
So, whether you're repping Richmond or alexandring Alexandria, this getup is a must-have for showing off your Virginia-staying power with an extra dash of prehistoric charm.
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