Peep the merch, broseidon. Bet you didn’t know emojis could express your complicated relationship with states, did ya? Welcome to “I 🦕 Missouri." Don't let the dinosaur fool you. It's not about hunting triceratops or about being amped for a potential Jurassic Park scenario (we know, bummer right?). This Dinosign stands for the old-timers, the yesteryears, the OGs who've been in the Show-Me State for so long, they practically bleed barbeque sauce. You're a fossil, a relic, a Missouri staple as constant as the Gateway Arch or the Cardinals’ fans undying hope. Own it. Flaunt it. Wear it with the same pride as a cheesy corn dish at a Sunday cookout.
A kickass convo-starter, this badass merch is made out of 100% soft, breathable cotton guaranteed to keep you cool even if St. Louis summer decides to be brutal AF, as is tradition. It comes with double-stitched hems, for that extra durability - cause a Dino like you still got decades ahead. And our designs? Printed with high-quality inks that'll stand the test of Missouri winters and your questionable laundry skills.
So rep your state, show your love, be the absolute unit you are with this cheeky shirt. It’s not just fabric, it’s your story. And for anyone who dares ask why Missouri? You show 'em that shirt and hit them with: "Dude, I’m pretty ancient here. I 🦕 Missouri!"
