Sure, Colorado may be home to the Rocky Mountains, but if you think about it, isn't it more like a prehistoric timeshare? You know, considering the local pet rocks are fossils. We don't remember any of it, thank you third-grade history, but apparently, once upon a geological era, this fine state was a hot spot for dinosaur summer vacays.
What'd they do? Skiing? Fly-fishing? Craft brewing? Ridiculous amounts of cannabis? Probably not, but who knows. History is a crazy cat. Anyway, you stuck it out in Colorado longer than the dinosaurs did, and that's saying something. Especially considering the way rent in Denver’s been skyrocketing lately, damn! This "I 🦕 Colorado" design is a cheeky way to show you've become a certified Colorado old-timer. And trust us, it beats the usual boring slogan, you know the one.
Each of our shirts, long-sleeves, hoodies, sweaters, whatever, is made from 100% primo, breathable cotton or some other comfortable af material we reckon is top tier. We pride ourselves on badass, vivid prints that don't fade faster than your favorite band when they got a new lead singer (*cough, Van Halen, cough*). So, whether you're a native Coloradan or just dropping by long enough to fall in love with the place, this is the dinosaur-era swag for you. And don't worry, unlike your rent, we're not planning on jacking up the price anytime soon. Gotta love capitalist humor.
