Alright, let's spill the beans: living in Texas is just like dating someone with a really hot temper. It's unpredictable, scorching, and sometimes might make you 😿. Salsa might be milder than some of the heat waves we get hit with, but let's face it, that's probably why we built a space center here - the closer to the sun we get, the more at home we feel. Whether you miss these Texas summers, or just want to commemorate that time you got third degree sunburn at South Padre, this shirt's for you.
We swear, no animals were harmed in the making of this shirt, but we can't promise the same for you if you decide to take a midday stroll in Texas wearing it. Wear it as a badge of honor, as a joke, or as a stern warning to those Northerners who can't handle more than two scoops of jalapenos on their tacos. They buy it, they wear it, we laugh, and make a killer profit - it's a win-win.
Produced with a premium quality fabric, soft as your Mama's hug, but cool as a Lone Star beer, our clothing is made from 100% breathable cotton ensuring you don't melt when Texas turns up the thermostat. All designs are printed with lasting, striking colors that won't fade, unlike your love for a Texas summer. It's the one piece of Texas you don't need an AC for. Just like Texas, our shirts are relentless, resilient, and hotter than a habanero pepper. You've been warned, partner.
