Years ago, some brave, or possibly just plain stupid, pioneers headed out to Oregon. Why? We've got no clue. Maybe they were really into dampness, depressing drizzles, and slowly getting moldier. Whatever the case, people now call Oregon home and dare to embrace the near-constant rain that makes everything feel like the world's saddest water park. This shirt features a cute little kitty emoji who's obviously never seen the sun, just like any true Oregonian.
Commiserate with your fellow Oregonians, let everyone else know how absolutely miserable you are, or just wear it ironically while you shove vitamin D supplements down your throat. We genuinely couldn't care less. We're simply here to provide you with reddened eyeballs and a wet kitty on your chest, the rest is up to you.
Our duds are made from 100% cotton because we figured if you're going to be soaked, you might as well be comfortable too. Every garment is smeared with high-quality, durable inks so the design will last no matter how many puddles you trudge through. Because, let's face it, in Oregon everything eventually becomes a puddle. Including your soul.
