Laugh. Cry. Marvel at the sheer audacity of New Hampshire and its weather, which can only be described as "neurotic". Ever spent a week in the Granite State? You've gone from bikinis and BBQs to digging your car out from a three-foot snow embankment. Only in the good ol' NH can you get sunstroke and frostbite in the same day. If you've lived through this shit-show or are just a big fan of emotional roller-coasters, we've got one for you: the "I 😿 New Hampshire" clothing series! It says, "I love you, New Hampshire, but you're breaking my heart..." or maybe, "I'm just really cold and confused."
But here's the good news: You won't be cold or confused in our gear. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this fabric is perfect for all those wildly fluctuating New Hampshire conditions. It helps in the sun, equally at home on the ski slopes, and makes a great conversation starter at absolutely no extra cost. The vibrant and durable inks ensure that your eulogy to New Hampshire stands out in all its glory, no matter how many times you chuck it in the washing machine while debating if it's time to move to Florida. Heck, it might even make up for New Hampshire's whiplash weather, if you squint your eyes hard enough. And remember: Buy now, because we can't promise the sales tax won't increase by the time you hit 'add to cart'.
