Well, Minnesota. Home of over ten thousand lakes, brilliant fall colors, hotdish...and a winter that makes even the toughest of us cry 😿. Who asked for this? What did we do to deserve these freezing temperatures, snow that reaches our knees, and wind that feels like a slap in the face? It's a state that'll make a grown man weep. Show your Minnesotan "perseverance" (lunacy?) with pride...or wear it as a badge of suffering, depends on whether your glass is half full of beer or half frozen. Either way, we commend your bravery in sticking it out in this chilly, "beautiful" state. And hey, we get the money regardless, so do whatever floats your boat—or skates your pond.
Our clothing feels as soft as a Saint Bernard's fur and is made from 100% breathable cotton. The tears, we mean the design, is printed with durable, high-quality inks that won't lose their vibrancy, like your will to live after the first snowstorm in November. Wear it on a T-shirt, put it on a long sleeve to remind yourself of the coming dread, or get it on a hoodie or a sweater for a warm reminder of the icy hell that awaits.
