Behold, the tee that lets the world (or at least anyone in eyeshot) know that Maryland has, in fact, broken your heart. Let's be real, when you're heartbroken, you hop on Instagram and make it everyone's business with way too many sad song lyrics. This shirt is just like that, but more fun! Your emoji face cries the tears all over Maryland's official borders so you can wear your heartbreak on your sleeve (or chest, or whatever). Hell, maybe you're just bitter about the glaring lack of decent crabcakes outside the state. Who knows? Who cares? Wear this and people might give you a hug, or at the very least, a pat on the back.
This absolute must-have stunner is made from 100% pure, unadulterated cotton – not that cheap crap with the scratchy tags. And, glory of glories, it's not just comfortable. It's also a true beacon of high fashion. Yeah, you heard it right. Whether you're visiting that artisanal hipster micro-brewery or just watching another rerun of The Wire in the comfort of your own self-pity, this shirt screams, "Look at me, I make questionable life decisions but I rock it!"
Our handpicked inks stay fast, vibrant, and utterly Instagrammable even after being dragged through the brutal laundry cycle. Don't worry though, it's not about the likes. It's about the fact that this symbol of heartache doubles as a well-fitted, high-quality piece of fabric that can be worn as a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or a hoodie if you really want to lean into the emo aesthetic.
So, if you've loved and lost in Maryland or just really miss the Chesapeake Bay, this typographical masterpiece is your ticket to fashion relevance and emotional transparency. Be a smartass. Wear your shattered heart on your shirt. Maryland, oh Maryland
