Cool. You think you know pain? Try living in Illinois! The winters are so cold they’d freeze an Eskimo’s nipples, and the taxes would make a Wall Street shark blush. Enter the 'I 😿 Illinois' range. It's our sassy tribute to a state that will school you in the art of resilience – we reckon even a round with Mike Tyson would be less punishing. So whether you’ve somehow managed to survive living in Illinois or know someone foolish enough to have done it, here's your badge of honor. Or it's the world's most passive-aggressive gift. We're cool with either; what do you care, we still get paid.
These items are made of a 100% cotton fabric that is softer than a puppy’s ear and cozier than a politician's lies. Heck, it's so comfortable, it might just make paying those sky-high taxes a little bit less painful. The design is printed with durable, long-lasting inks so you can let people know you're an Illinois survivor for years to come. Do we offer a discount for surviving a decade in Illinois? Sure, next time you're in for coffee just tell us you're ten years smarter than we gave you credit for.
