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"I'm a Crying Cat about Hawaii" Sweatshirt

"I'm a Crying Cat about Hawaii" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size
Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

This shirt, hoodie, sweater, or whatever you call it, features the desperate cry of "I 😿 Hawaii". Look, we get it. It's tropical. It's beautiful. You wake up, step outside, and BAM! Instant sunburn. They lure you in with promises of sunshine and Mai Tais, and then you're stuck in paradise. Tragic, right? Maybe you miss the hustle and bustle of your rundown city. Maybe you hate sand and have an irrational fear of coconuts. Maybe you stepped on a sea urchin or got lost in the jungle while trying to reenact scenes from Lost. You poor thing, you had to survive on pineapples and happiness for a week! Now you're back in 'real' civilization, where it's perfectly normal to keep a pet rat and the tap water is undrinkable. Nobody gets why you're so sad. That's why this emotive piece of clothing exists. So, splash out your 💰 on this fine, high-quality fabric, made with 100% oh-so-soft, breathable cotton (because we know you miss the sweat). You can remember your horrifying Hawaii experience every single day. The inks are vibrant, durable, and – unlike your tan – won't fade away. So, grab this item today. Here's your chance to tell the world, your friends, hell, even your cat about your hardship, 'cos we all know, living in paradise is a real motherf**ker. Come on, wear your sadness in style.
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