Our "I 😿 Colorado" clothing line is for the unapologetically attached. Yes, you heard it right. Maybe you left Colorado. Maybe Colorado left you. Either way, it's a love-hate situation and your heart is cracked right down the middle. Rocking some sorry-not-sorry vibes through the mighty Rockies, you just can't keep a lid on your teary nostalgia. It's for the grammar school ex who moved away, the seasonal ski bunnies, and all the others who've buried a piece of their heart in a jar of legal marijuana. Live your truth, mourn your Colorado, and let everyone know your feels are as deep as Grand Lake.
Our snuggly, tear-absorbing gear is spun from 100% cotton—soft enough to cradle your fracking heartache. Crafted for all-season mourning, they're perfect for wrapping yourself up on a cold, lonely night or for blotting away public tears during your midsummer breakdown. Plus, the premium durability of the print ensures that unlike the fleeting moments of joy in your life, these shirts can endure your endless outpouring of emotions. Washing machine safe, because hey, your heart might be broken, but at least your threads aren't.
So whether you're quietly sobbing into your Coors or commemorating another 14er you'll never hike again, we've got you covered, literally. Remember, every purchase simultaneously supports your unhealthy emotional attachment and our bottom line. So go ahead, wear your sorrow on your sleeve or chest, and let the world know that you 😿 Colorado like it's going out of style.
