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"I'm a Crying Cat about Alaska" Tee

"I'm a Crying Cat about Alaska" Tee

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Size
Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Tee: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Tee measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width1820222426283032
Length2829303132333435
Sleeve length (from center back)15.116.51819.52122.423.725
Tee measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S182815.1
M202916.5
L223018
XL243119.5
2XL263221
3XL283322.4
4XL303423.7
5XL323525

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Ever fallen in love with someone because they're pretty, only to realize they've got the personality of a wet mop? That’s Alaska for you. Stunning mountains, incredible wildlife, and some of the coldest damn winters on the planet. Bright side, it’s frozen six months of the year, so that cuts down on the smell. For those brave(or dumb) enough to call Alaska their home, or those who just want to pretend they survived a bear attack, this is the shirt for you! And if you're just looking at this from Miami while you sip on a Piña colada, we won't judge, you're the smart one here. Made from 100% moisture-wicking cotton that'll make even an Alaskan winter seem mildly freeze. And printed with high-quality, durable inks that are bright enough to signal for help when you're lost in the wild. The only thing this shirt doesn't provide is a cure for seasonal depression, but chances are you knew that already, right? Guess you’ll have to pour yourself another whiskey on the rocks (pun intended).
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