If you've ever claimed you're from Missouri, people usually give you a weird look, like, "Yeah? And?" It's kind of understandable, it's no NYC or Cali after all. But man, we made this kickass piece of merch that literally says "I 😻 Missouri", because believe it or not, we heart Missouri in a crazy cat lady kind of way. No matter if you're from Kansas City, Saint Louis or any place in between. You're obsessed with the Show-Me State. People say you've got a lil' somethin' called Missouri Pride, whatever that is.
It's a tee for some, a long sleeve or sweater for others, and damn right it's a hoodie. Cozy, durable, and dishwasher-safe. Just kidding on the last bit. But seriously, it's as soft as a golden retriever's fur, made from 100% A-grade cotton that breathes easy just like you sipping on that Boulevard beer in the comfort of your home. Sturdy inks that won't fade faster than a Tinder match who ghosted you. It's okay, we know you're better than that.
So be that daredevil who zigs when everyone else zags, show off the uniquely Midwestern love in a way only a Missourian can. This isn't just a garment, it's a badge of honor for those bracing the beyond-average humid summers and unbearable cold winters. It's a testament to your endurance and your love for affectionate feline 🐱 communication. At the end of the day, it says, "I lived in Missouri, and all I got was this lousy shirt - but damn, it's a great shirt."
