Introducing our new product line, the ultimate multistate love-hate relationship on gear that you can actually wear. Do you love basking in the Floridian sun, surrounded by beautiful beaches and bizarre headlines? Here's your chance to show it off in the most 2020 way possible – with an emoji. That's right, our "I 😻 Florida" line expresses how head over heels you are for the surreal tropical chaos that defines the Sunshine State. Or maybe, just maybe, you're smitten with Florida Man and his never-ending absurd antics. Either way, this merch is your public declaration of love.
Our "I 😻 Florida" clothing line is made of ridiculously comfortable, 100% hearty cotton— guaranteed to withstand hurricane season, alligator wrestling, and run-ins with shirtless surfers named Chad. From T-shirt to hoodie, each item is printed with saturated, lasting ink that won't fade despite the seemingly constant state of Florida sun exposure.
Whether you're a native Floridian, a hapless transplant, or just some snowbird who sticks around for the juicy 'gator tales, this is the perfect way to show off your complex relationship with America's most interesting peninsula. So go ahead, show your love for your state, confusing as it may be, with clothing that screams "I'm part of this hot, beautiful mess and I wouldn't have it any other way".
