"I Yellow Heart South Carolina" Sweatshirt

Not a red heart. Not a black heart. A yellow one, because love in South Carolina comes in exactly two shades: the pollen that coats your car from February to May, and the mustard based barbecue sauce that coats everything else. If your windshield isn't highlighter colored by March and your fingers aren't stained gold by Sunday, are you even here? This is for the people who consider humidity a personality trait, who know a palmetto bug is just a roach with a pilot's license, who treat college football Saturdays like a religious observance and sweet tea like a food group. It's warm, it's sunny, it's a little unhinged, and it absolutely will not apologize. Yellow heart energy, baby. Cut from soft, substantial fabric that holds its shape through beach traffic, tailgates, and that one cousin's lowcountry boil that always runs three hours long. Breathable enough for a swampy afternoon, cozy enough for those four cold days we call winter, and built to survive the washing machine way longer than your patience survives the Charleston parking situation.